Thursday, December 11, 2014

Frankly My Dear, I Do Give a Damn

I haven't shaved for days and can't remember when the last time it was that I took a shower without my kids staring at me asking a million questions.Sometimes, these kids are like my worst Walking Dead nightmare come true. I would hole up in the bathroom, keep the door shut, and pray that I wouldn't see little hands creeping under the door and pounding on it alternately while demanding goldfish like they were brains.

It's no wonder that when the kids finally go to bed, we are free from the demands and we take advantage. That usually means her checking out of her styling work clothes and into a robe while I bang out the dishes before she falls asleep. I need something that will really grab her attention and get the engine revving. 

The hard thing is, that I may have just spent all day doing laundry or scrubbing the toilets so I am not usually in my best form when we get together after a long day. That is, unless you consider a hoodie and track pants with a possible three day funk as your best. Come to think of it that may be the reason moms are shying away from me on the playground.

Thanks to Life of Dad, I have my frank Body scrub to help me put the moves on my wife. She loves coffee and just the smell of it wakes her up. I know with frank, she won't be able to resist. Actually, I am counting on getting down and dirty in the shower with frank just to get clean.

frank is a body scrub from Australia that uses all natural ingredients. Their Cacao and coffee scrub is packed with antioxidants, vitamins, and minerals and I will get that all just by scrubbing myself down for an invigorating recharge. Not to mention the smell. My skin felt great after using it, and the aroma lingered on me for a half a day.

Believe me, the people at frank knew what there were doing. Combining coffee and chocolate brought my wife to the yard. And, with me using it, it gives all new meaning to ordering a Tall when it comes to this coffee and cacao smelling man.

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If you are looking for a unique way to give back to the person you love, give frank a try this holiday season. What would be better than a spa quality pampering right in your own home?

Not everyone can have as much game as I do however. The Captain at Tales from the Poop Deck called me out so I'm calling out A Geek Daddy to Up His Game with frank. I think he has been in that Stormtrooper costume for too long. I find his lack of personal hygiene disturbing. One of Yoda's most popular quotes came from Luke's long day training in Dagobah doing one handed handstands and making rocks float. Luke said "Master Yoda, should I try frank Body Scrub?" Yoda said "There is no try, there is only do." Good luck @GeekDad248, may the frank be with you.

I have partnered with Life of Dad and frank body for this promotion.  All opinions are my own.

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